From Sarah Jayne's Facebook post about Putin Calendar
A few unsolicited thoughts:
- I love the average quality of film in the photographs, as if to say “It is not wont of a keen eye which radiates my mystique with such low definition and awkward placement, but the reality that I am impossible to capture outside of my everyday, glorious candor. This is just me, a simple man--now watch me fish with moobs aplenty.”
- I love that Putin is a dog-lover, dedicating a whole month to dogs. I love the terseness of his joy for such creatures, and the symbiotic role they play in each other’s lives: “Dogs and I have very warm feelings for one another.” Pure affection, thirty days of pure affection summed up in just ten words; no more, no less. Not a prime number, but definitely a prime leader.
- I love that fishing takes up the majority of the hottest summer months. It’s like he’s saying, “When the heat hits the hardest, fight a river.”
- June is great because he is surrounded by kids whom are almost as tall as he is.
- March is great because Putin is smelling a weed. Holding this weed, looking off towards the swelling, imminent spring sky, he says he loves Russian women, calling them talented and beautiful. Who wouldn’t be left stricken with tumescence?
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